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纽约黑社会老大保罗（罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）深感自己患上了心脏病，虽然体检报告并没有任何征兆，但他还是在老朋友的介绍下，找了离婚的心理医生本（比利•克里斯托 Billy Crystal 饰）治疗。 在治疗中，保罗的黑帮作风令本胆战心惊，但是这次交流却让他的焦虑症得以缓解。此后，即使遇到房事的困扰，他都会对本一吐衷肠。不过，正与未婚妻劳拉（莉莎•库卓 Lisa Kudrow 饰）度蜜月的本显然对此准备不足。警方发现了医生与黑帮的关系，派他做卧底。与此同时，保罗也钦点他作为私人医生，形影不离。在闹出很多啼笑皆非的笑话后，保罗和本都从中得到了某种心理补偿……热播电视剧最新电影夜巡阿尔玛和奥斯卡政局边缘十字鹰行动壁虎柳三变大笑京城绝望主妇 第五季四海本色1950
纽约黑社会老大保罗（罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）深感自己患上了心脏病，虽然体检报告并没有任何征兆，但他还是在老朋友的介绍下，找了离婚的心理医生本（比利•克里斯托 Billy Crystal 饰）治疗。 在治疗中，保罗的黑帮作风令本胆战心惊，但是这次交流却让他的焦虑症得以缓解。此后，即使遇到房事的困扰，他都会对本一吐衷肠。不过，正与未婚妻劳拉（莉莎•库卓 Lisa Kudrow 饰）度蜜月的本显然对此准备不足。警方发现了医生与黑帮的关系，派他做卧底。与此同时，保罗也钦点他作为私人医生，形影不离。在闹出很多啼笑皆非的笑话后，保罗和本都从中得到了某种心理补偿……热播电视剧最新电影夜巡阿尔玛和奥斯卡政局边缘十字鹰行动壁虎柳三变大笑京城绝望主妇 第五季四海本色1950
长篇影评
1 ) Like it very much
Go and see how comic Robert DeNiro could be in this funny flick. Mob bosses could be not that serious and gangsters could be lighted up a little.
I laughed from the beginning to the end. It will do the same to you too.
I laughed from the beginning to the end. It will do the same to you too.
2 ) 过瘾的台词
Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Jelly: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] How was that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel
Boss Paul Vitti: [pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow.
[Impersonating a gangster]
Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.
[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.
[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti]
Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... im gonna kill you , you understand?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin' Greeks.
Dominic: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
Jelly: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul, you have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] How was that?
Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel
Boss Paul Vitti: [pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow.
[Impersonating a gangster]
Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Boss Paul Vitti: I couldn't get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel: You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti: No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
Dr. Ben Sobel: I have to say, not being able to perform three or four times...
Boss Paul Vitti: Eight times.
Dr. Ben Sobel: ...eight times, is not catastrophic.
Boss Paul Vitti: Well, maybe not to you, look at you. But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals, Doctor. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake, Doctor, animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.
[when two hit men attack Paul and Ben in a junkyard, Ben grabs Paul's gun and blindly shoots back - he straightens up and sees two dead men]
Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
3 ) 用幽默的方式诠释了黑社会老大走出童年阴影的过程
很可爱的黑社会老大，很可爱的心理治疗师，这两个人简直就像一对活宝一样出现在电影中，让电影充满了那种美式幽默。
不像我想象中的黑社会老大，觉得这个黑社会老大不太冷，他有他自己的情结与心理问题，尽管遇到心理医生也会表现出对心理治疗的阻抗，但这种阻抗的力量不是很大，而且，他懂得在适当的时候看心理医生，这就说明他还有一定的自助能力。只是，如果是早年的童年阴影，要治疗起来也有一定的难度。影片中那个黑社会老大对着心理医生哭过几次，或许一个大男人这样地哭泣，让人觉得很搞笑但又有点丢人现眼。而我认为当他对着心理医生哭泣甚至是痛哭的时候，他活脱脱地像个无助的小男孩，将他对他爸爸的情感转移到他对心理医生上，恰好这是一个很好的治疗契机。而心理医生也懂得老大的心理问题所在，于是他冒着生命的危险帮黑社会老大治疗，彰显出他人性的光辉与伟大。
但此片搞笑的情节太多，心理治疗的过程并没有细腻地表现出来，其内涵度就因此而降低了。可能这也是出于票房因素的考虑吧，毕竟怎样说这部影片都带有点商业元素的。
不像我想象中的黑社会老大，觉得这个黑社会老大不太冷，他有他自己的情结与心理问题，尽管遇到心理医生也会表现出对心理治疗的阻抗，但这种阻抗的力量不是很大，而且，他懂得在适当的时候看心理医生，这就说明他还有一定的自助能力。只是，如果是早年的童年阴影，要治疗起来也有一定的难度。影片中那个黑社会老大对着心理医生哭过几次，或许一个大男人这样地哭泣，让人觉得很搞笑但又有点丢人现眼。而我认为当他对着心理医生哭泣甚至是痛哭的时候，他活脱脱地像个无助的小男孩，将他对他爸爸的情感转移到他对心理医生上，恰好这是一个很好的治疗契机。而心理医生也懂得老大的心理问题所在，于是他冒着生命的危险帮黑社会老大治疗，彰显出他人性的光辉与伟大。
但此片搞笑的情节太多，心理治疗的过程并没有细腻地表现出来，其内涵度就因此而降低了。可能这也是出于票房因素的考虑吧，毕竟怎样说这部影片都带有点商业元素的。
4 ) 黑帮喜剧
Robert De Niro喜剧作品之一。也是被我认为他最经典的喜剧。成龙曾经说自己最欣赏Robert De Niro。因为他不止是一个“动作演员”，更是一个“演员”。而在本片中，Robert De Niro虽然依旧扮演黑帮老大，但却与以往的形象千差万别。他把一位黑帮领袖不为人知的压抑、脆弱，惶恐、焦虑、崩溃一一表现的入木三分。但全片仍然不失黑色幽默的风格。经典片段：心理医生说，当你感觉有压力的时候，可以把枕头暴打一通得以缓解。于是黑帮老大“非常听话”地掏出手枪对这枕头一通乱射。吓傻的医生不忘故作镇定的问一句：感觉好点了吗？
5 ) 好莱坞其实最专业
把精神分析、黑帮、幽默熔入一炉，让我们见识好莱坞的专业水准。技术分工细、表演工夫深、专业知识扎实、统筹能力一流，还有冷幽默，只有好莱坞。
6 ) 老大送喷泉
1、老大们进了监狱，没经过允许就被砍了。
2、你说的对，我站稳了自己的立场，我让他多给了我150。
3、vidy：还有一件事，如果我跟你聊完了之后，你把我变成同性恋，我会杀了你的，懂吗？
我们可以定义一下“同性恋”吗？因为有些情况可能会出现。
vidy：我成了同性恋，你就死。
4、我的目标是什么？让你成为一个快乐有好判断力的流氓吗？
5、vidy：那可是她亲我们孩子的嘴耶，你疯了吗？
6、什么三明治不会胖？
半个三明治。
2、你说的对，我站稳了自己的立场，我让他多给了我150。
3、vidy：还有一件事，如果我跟你聊完了之后，你把我变成同性恋，我会杀了你的，懂吗？
我们可以定义一下“同性恋”吗？因为有些情况可能会出现。
vidy：我成了同性恋，你就死。
4、我的目标是什么？让你成为一个快乐有好判断力的流氓吗？
5、vidy：那可是她亲我们孩子的嘴耶，你疯了吗？
6、什么三明治不会胖？
半个三明治。
叽叽歪歪的黑帮老大和磨磨叽叽的心理医生，最终他们都找到了自己。
本来应该是个不错的故事，可惜完全没有喜剧效果。不够搞笑的根本原因可能在于没有找到有效的戏剧冲突，人物性格平淡无奇。
虽然编的太离谱但这对活宝太惹人爱啦。。RobertDeNiro就是演黑手党的料举手投足就是老大这样杀人不眨眼的居然有father issue看到他哭就想笑。。BillyCrystal太有搞笑天才心理医生可不是好当哒不过当哥儿们真讲义气。。看到Phoebe呵呵客串。。
Shrink，本意为收缩退缩，也是心理医生的俗称。生死关头克里斯托推开德尼罗那个动作代表着：心理医生绝不退缩！……但造就此意的枪战桥段却不算好戏。影片前半部分的确充分利用黑帮老大看心理医生的独特视角制造了不少噱头，可也正因为初设本身的荒诞自嘲感过于浓烈，当你试图把主基调再拉回到正剧煽情就显得力不从心……三星半。
哎喲這部片好嗲wwww老大和醫生都超嗲的www
如今看来最大的亮点都依靠于德尼罗自身的「黑道教父」属性的消解，以及对黑帮片的无情嘲弄，三脚猫心理医生成为通吃黑道的「神秘高手」更是一种属于21世纪的「类型消亡」手法，德尼罗和克里斯托在本片中的「微表情」都属于表演教科书级别。
黑帮教父找心理医生治疗，各种闹剧，当然很扯，但仍然是一部出色的喜剧片——剧本工整，喜感纷呈。没有人比 罗伯特·德尼罗更适合演黑帮教父了，而他的喜剧才华从《喜剧之王》《下班后》开始就一发不可收拾了，也没有几个演员比比利·克里斯托更有喜剧天赋了，他们的结合，成就了这部黑帮喜剧。
《教父》中的黑手党是睿智的，帅帅的，酷酷的，让人窒息；这里的黑手党却是傻傻的，肥肥的，呆呆的，同样雷到窒息，anyway, i love both Robert De Niro and Al Pacino
荒诞又合乎情理的搞笑, 德尼罗演喜剧的开端.
好玩不过节奏慢了点
莉莎·库卓音容相貌出现是个惊喜，德尼罗演黑帮角色最好了
哈哈哈，恶搞教父那段完全一模一样。最好笑的一段话“哪种三明治吃了不会胖？”“半个三明治。”
黑手党老大找心理医生的题材99年就有了？翻了一下黑道家族也差不多早3个月开播。
跟着桃姐看烂片...
不得不安一个“黑帮”的标签，这个真是把教父恶搞到极限了（亏我前两个礼拜才刚复习了一遍！），连异形也躺枪。。笑死我了，教父那段真是不得不暂停电影笑一会儿然后接着看。。。
好玩，第二部差了太多。
美国喜剧片最喜欢的那种不同人群之间的不协调感，比利克里斯托怎么看也严肃不起来，德尼罗就算哭了也还是像个教父，两人之间的对话非常风趣幽默。丽莎库卓怎么演都还是有菲比的影子，不算出彩，人物形象也很扁平，她适合去演伍迪艾伦的片子，天生一股文艺范。恶搞教父的那一段算是绝了。
比利客串老友记时可没想到他在这儿和菲比这么配！有些时代感。Primo是非常嫌犯的警探，现在才看出他是妙女里的刚爸！Sopranos还“笑”过这片，而心理医生又演阿刚妈！最后Best's yet to come歌声一落Tony Bennett颤栗着出来笑死了，特别知道教父歌手原型是他之后！各种恶搞教父最有趣！
神秘极道兵器closure，婚礼现场坠楼刺客头盘，黑帮会议谈心聊《异形》，挡子弹是为心理医生职业风险；挺开心
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈绝对是高潮迭起，笑点不断啊！！！！！这是反黑帮片么！每次德尼罗哭的一把鼻涕一把泪的时候我就喷饭了啊！！！哥们儿你不要这么逗好不好！现在才觉得这个片名真是形象极了！！简直是傲娇有没有啊！！！